Är Storbritannien på väg att avskaffa sin 900 år gamla universitetssystem efter att äntligen inse att det är ett fullständigt slöseri med allas tid?
”Professor Henry Brubaker, director of the Institute for Studies and a long time campaigner for the abolition of universities, said: ”Hospitals can train doctors, law firms can train lawyers, journalists can be trained by children and sociologists can train themselves by watching television for six hours a day.
”The vast majority of ‘careers’ are complete bullshit anyway. Sending people to university just means you get pointless, bullshit jobs being done by someone who has spent three years and thirty grand turning themselves into an arse.”
He added: ”Instead of pissing £7bn a year at it, just give everyone the cash back and let them spend it on bad clothes and small and medium sized electronic items, which – in case you hadn’t realised – is the point of the whole fucking system in the first place.
”Does it actually matter if the person who bought the i-prefixed device has a degree from the University of Roehampton? Let’s ask Apple, shall we?” An Apple spokesman said: ”No, it doesn’t.”